1 00:00:04,366 --> 00:00:06,702 ♪ One morning, in the month of June, 2 00:00:06,727 --> 00:00:08,927 ♪ Down by a rolling river 3 00:00:08,952 --> 00:00:11,239 ♪ A weary traveller chances stay 4 00:00:11,264 --> 00:00:13,544 ♪ And here, beheld his lover 5 00:00:13,569 --> 00:00:16,481 ♪ Her cheeks were red, her eyes were brown 6 00:00:16,506 --> 00:00:18,528 ♪ Hair in ringlets hanging down 7 00:00:18,553 --> 00:00:19,952 ♪ She'd a lovely face 8 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:23,577 ♪ That I'd just found just as the tide was flowing. ♪ 9 00:00:46,277 --> 00:00:49,636 You know, pretty sure the sound of a cockerel 10 00:00:49,661 --> 00:00:51,300 should herald the dawn of a new day. 11 00:00:51,340 --> 00:00:52,979 Well, we've got a duck. 12 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:54,379 Deal with it. 13 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:55,899 It's very disconcerting. 14 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:58,499 I've got all the food to make for the Christmas concert tonight, 15 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,059 so Mum's doing breakfast. 16 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,300 Get a move on! OK. 17 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,159 Fine. 18 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,379 Cold, Selwyn. 19 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:08,660 Very cold. 20 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:12,435 It was agreed at the family meeting - 21 00:01:12,999 --> 00:01:15,899 no job, no driving lessons. 22 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:19,099 I don't mind having a job, but this is embarrassing. 23 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:22,179 Why? People know you're not a real elf. 24 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:24,419 It's a bit childish, don't you think? 25 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:26,979 Says the girl eating SpongeBob Choco Pops. 26 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:29,779 Everyone I know will be in town. All my mates. 27 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:30,881 - Boys? - Exactly. 28 00:01:30,906 --> 00:01:33,939 And what boy is going to ask me out when I'm dressed as a five-foot elf? 29 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:36,342 Someone who appreciates the spirit of Christmas. 30 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:39,966 Anyway, like I said, family meeting. 31 00:01:39,991 --> 00:01:41,920 You agreed you'd do it until Christmas Eve. 32 00:01:41,945 --> 00:01:44,304 Keep calling it a family meeting, but it's basically just 33 00:01:44,329 --> 00:01:46,803 sitting at the dining table and you telling me what to do. 34 00:01:46,828 --> 00:01:48,947 What can I say? It's a mum thing. 35 00:01:48,972 --> 00:01:50,371 Right, I've got to go. 36 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:52,459 Put your bowl in the sink and lock the door. 37 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,539 Oh, no Maccie D's for lunch. 38 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:56,292 Get something elfy. 39 00:01:56,307 --> 00:01:58,060 - You're funny. - I know! 40 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:10,539 Well, apparently we're now the subject of a full-scale review. 41 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:12,180 Did they say why? 42 00:02:13,069 --> 00:02:15,948 I think the bottom line is they want to make sure we're cost-effective. 43 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,894 Sounds very corporate. 44 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:21,045 It's been the elephant in the room since I got here. 45 00:02:21,070 --> 00:02:24,909 Small station houses aren't part of the bigger picture any more. 46 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:29,459 They'd quite like everyone under the same roof. Super hubs. 47 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:31,459 Well, it's obvious what that's all about. 48 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:32,739 Is it? 49 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,579 Yeah, they want to sell the building. 50 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:36,155 Turn it into flats or something. 51 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:39,139 It's right in the centre of town. Must be worth a fortune. 52 00:02:39,164 --> 00:02:41,763 - That would be a shame. - Yes, it would. 53 00:02:42,188 --> 00:02:44,139 Shall I organise a protest group? 54 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:45,670 "Save our station." 55 00:02:45,695 --> 00:02:48,723 Well, hopefully I can convince them of our worth by doing an excellent job. 56 00:02:48,747 --> 00:02:50,552 I'll start by making a few calls anyway. 57 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:06,635 - Morning. - Morning. 58 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:08,939 Didn't we have a health and safety meeting 59 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:10,579 about hanging Christmas decorations? 60 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:12,819 I'm wearing a hat. 61 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:16,179 I'm not sure that's exactly what we agreed. 62 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:19,699 Still, looking very festive. 63 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,452 I love Christmas. 64 00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:24,156 Yeah, well, I could do with a quiet day. 65 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,539 I've still got presents to buy. 66 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,499 I'm buying everyone the same thing this year. 67 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,939 It's a revelation. 68 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:33,699 No picking and choosing and a discount for buying in bulk. 69 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,428 Genius. 70 00:03:35,453 --> 00:03:37,030 What are you doing for Christmas Day? 71 00:03:37,055 --> 00:03:40,819 Cooking 43 Christmas dinners at the church hall. 72 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,720 You're amazing, Margo. 73 00:03:44,245 --> 00:03:45,724 What about you, Kelbs? 74 00:03:45,749 --> 00:03:47,148 Oh, I'm at home. 75 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:51,019 Me, Mum, Dad and Aunt Lou. 76 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:52,514 Oh, Nan might come as well, 77 00:03:52,539 --> 00:03:55,395 but she needs to find someone to look after her cat. 78 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:57,619 Well, can't she bring it with her? 79 00:03:57,620 --> 00:04:00,699 No. Mum's allergic to cats. 80 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,659 Her head blows up like a football. 81 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,939 We even have to hoover Nan when she arrives. 82 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:10,459 The Inspector not here? 83 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,619 No. He's at HQ this morning. 84 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,219 'Course he is. 85 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,940 So much for a quiet day. 86 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:22,540 DS Williams. 87 00:05:24,522 --> 00:05:26,618 - Sorry to keep you. - Oh, not at all. 88 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:29,795 Um, I just seem to be having an issue with... 89 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:36,020 Thank you. 90 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:40,739 Bit of a tricky little critter, isn't it? 91 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,438 The one at the station is a bit more basic. 92 00:05:42,463 --> 00:05:43,742 Well, it's a tap. 93 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:49,220 Sorry, I, er... 94 00:05:50,446 --> 00:05:51,805 Oh, thank you. 95 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:53,229 Would you like a glass of water? 96 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:55,333 No, thank you. 97 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,460 Thank you. 98 00:06:08,287 --> 00:06:10,366 You know why you're here? 99 00:06:10,391 --> 00:06:12,243 Er, the review, yes. 100 00:06:14,773 --> 00:06:16,492 Could you stop doing that, please? 101 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:18,436 - Sorry? - Could you stop? 102 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:27,962 As discussed, there is a wider review taking place 103 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:30,866 of outlying station houses over Q1 of next year. 104 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,179 And whilst the criterion is still under review, 105 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:37,739 the overall aim is to identify a SOPPS ratio. 106 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,149 Er, SOPPS? 107 00:06:39,174 --> 00:06:41,395 Successful Outcome Per Pound Spent. 108 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:44,379 It's an algorithm that sets performance against cost. 109 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:45,649 Right. 110 00:06:45,674 --> 00:06:49,353 I have some sympathy for the concept of local station houses, 111 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:53,179 and community-based policing, I really do. 112 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,235 But I have to balance that with making sure 113 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:57,259 we provide value for money. 114 00:06:57,284 --> 00:07:01,827 Right, so ultimately, you think Shipton Abbott should close. 115 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,540 I think you need to give me a good reason for it not to. 116 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:13,309 Yeah, leave everything as it is. 117 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:15,093 Someone will be there shortly. 118 00:07:15,164 --> 00:07:16,324 Yeah. 119 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:19,790 That makes four. 120 00:07:20,758 --> 00:07:21,957 Where's Kelby? 121 00:07:21,982 --> 00:07:24,022 Got a call about a shoplifter. 122 00:07:25,246 --> 00:07:27,165 Well, I'd better make a start. 123 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:29,219 Can you message the Inspector? 124 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:33,059 Tell him to meet me at the first one, er, the Owens. 125 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:34,985 Will do. 126 00:07:35,010 --> 00:07:36,267 Thanks. 127 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,532 Who's this? 128 00:07:38,694 --> 00:07:42,933 He got caught nicking a jumbo sausage roll from the bakery. 129 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:46,087 Why didn't you just take him home, speak to his parents? 130 00:07:46,112 --> 00:07:49,632 Because he said his name was Rishi Sunak and that he lived in Canada. 131 00:07:50,765 --> 00:07:52,165 Right. 132 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,911 How old are you? 133 00:07:54,936 --> 00:07:56,016 27. 134 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:00,379 I'll leave this one to you, I think, Margo. 135 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,780 Oh, thanks. 136 00:08:02,937 --> 00:08:05,045 Give him something to drink and a biscuit. 137 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,030 I'll call Social Services. 138 00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:11,172 They let him keep it? 139 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,260 No. 140 00:08:13,181 --> 00:08:15,221 He said he was hungry, so I paid for it. 141 00:08:16,637 --> 00:08:18,877 I want that back from your mum and dad, though. 142 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,820 Come on. 143 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,740 Wait, Rishi. 144 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,859 Sit, Rishi. 145 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:34,580 Be good. 146 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:50,931 So how was it? 147 00:08:50,956 --> 00:08:52,315 Slightly mind boggling. 148 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:55,059 But I think the bottom line is we're something of a sliver 149 00:08:55,084 --> 00:08:56,803 in a bigger pie chart. 150 00:08:56,982 --> 00:08:58,501 Is that good or bad? 151 00:08:58,526 --> 00:09:00,405 We'll find out at the end of Q1. 152 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,269 So what do we need to do? 153 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:06,626 Well, if I understood correctly, we need to catch as many 154 00:09:06,651 --> 00:09:08,770 criminals as we can for the least amount of money. 155 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,019 Talking of which, what have we got? 156 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:13,696 Er, four break-ins reported overnight. 157 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,493 SOCOs have attended at all four, and although we can't be sure, 158 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:18,806 it looks like the same MO on all of them. 159 00:09:18,831 --> 00:09:21,282 Someone's been busy. Anything to work with? 160 00:09:21,307 --> 00:09:24,306 No prints. Er, we've got a few cloth fibres. Nothing else. 161 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,531 This is the first - Kai and Hannah Owen. 162 00:09:35,061 --> 00:09:36,901 Flipping 'eck, Kai. 163 00:09:50,678 --> 00:09:52,757 Mrs Owen? I'm Detective Sergeant Williams. 164 00:09:52,782 --> 00:09:54,341 This is DI Goodman. Can we come in? 165 00:09:54,366 --> 00:09:55,415 Hi, yeah. 166 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,063 Please, excuse the mess. 167 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:02,459 We think they came through here. 168 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,659 My husband says they knew what they were doing. 169 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,819 He's a builder. 170 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:07,819 Right, have you any idea what time it happened? 171 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:11,419 Er, we went up to bed just after 11:00, 172 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:16,619 and Kai was up again for work at 6:00, so somewhere between then. 173 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:20,099 ♪ Jingle bells, jingles bells, jingle all the way 174 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,735 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride... ♪ 175 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,859 You don't have any cameras anywhere? 176 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:26,659 Oh, I've got a doorbell but I checked it, and nothing. 177 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,407 ♪ Oh, what fun it is... ♪ 178 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,375 Do you have an alarm system? 179 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,639 It wasn't on. 180 00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:35,503 Right. We'll need you to make a list of what's been stolen. 181 00:10:35,528 --> 00:10:37,728 Well, that's just it. Nothing. 182 00:10:41,797 --> 00:10:42,922 Nothing? 183 00:10:42,947 --> 00:10:47,173 I have checked everywhere, and I can't find anything missing. 184 00:10:51,238 --> 00:10:53,946 - They must have been disturbed. - So it would seem, yes. 185 00:10:54,728 --> 00:10:55,967 Where's the next one? 186 00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:57,795 Er, Sandcroft Way. 187 00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:00,339 Josh Woods and his fiancee, Lucy. 188 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:04,739 Josh Woods? So the predator becomes the prey. 189 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,119 Yeah, we reckon they climbed over the back fence. 190 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,416 There's wheely bins out there, 191 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,071 so if you lay them on their side you can use them to get over. 192 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,380 Land in the garden, kitchen window's there. 193 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:25,980 If I had to guess. 194 00:11:28,645 --> 00:11:30,464 The kitchen window was wide open, though. 195 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:31,531 Any damage? 196 00:11:31,556 --> 00:11:34,695 No, you get a bit of bent wire, use it to scoop the latch. 197 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,300 Bob's your uncle, you're in. 198 00:11:37,919 --> 00:11:39,219 Probably. 199 00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:41,922 Do you have a list of what was stolen? 200 00:11:41,947 --> 00:11:44,307 I assume you'll be making an insurance claim. 201 00:11:45,673 --> 00:11:46,992 Well, I... 202 00:11:47,017 --> 00:11:48,296 No, no, that's just it. 203 00:11:48,321 --> 00:11:51,160 - Um, I don't think anything was missing. - Nothing? 204 00:11:51,185 --> 00:11:52,704 Well, we don't know that yet. 205 00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:54,128 Not that I can see. 206 00:11:54,158 --> 00:11:55,517 Could they have been disturbed? 207 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:56,661 Well, by what? 208 00:11:56,686 --> 00:11:59,705 I was in bed and Josh was dead to the world on the sofa. 209 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,359 They could have used a bulldozer and he wouldn't have woken up. 210 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,259 Yeah. Party at Langstone. 211 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,819 I was hammered. 212 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:06,980 Still am. 213 00:12:07,313 --> 00:12:10,899 I've checked through the presents and had a good look through every room. 214 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,779 Can't find anything missing. 215 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,579 Haven't, er, wrapped everything, though, yet, have you? 216 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:16,634 What? 217 00:12:16,659 --> 00:12:18,715 I know you got me an iPad. 218 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,580 - You wish. - Strange. 219 00:12:28,952 --> 00:12:31,631 You've got ash on top of your electric fire. 220 00:12:31,656 --> 00:12:34,375 - You been smoking that stuff in here again? - No. 221 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:36,600 - Better not have been. - I haven't. 222 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:47,979 I saw a pile of ash in the fireplace at the last house. 223 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:51,059 No offence, Sir, but isn't that what you'd expect to find in a fireplace? 224 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:54,619 Ordinarily, yes, yes, but the rest of the hearth was spotless. 225 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,444 So they missed a bit. 226 00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:58,588 Guys. Guys. 227 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,059 You know this has nothing to do with me, right? 228 00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:02,897 Just whenever anything like this happens, 229 00:13:02,922 --> 00:13:05,639 - you always think I've done it. - Because you usually have. 230 00:13:05,664 --> 00:13:09,435 Yeah, that may or not be true, but this time you have to believe me. 231 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,983 I didn't do nothing. 232 00:13:11,008 --> 00:13:12,487 - Anything. - Eh? 233 00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:13,871 You didn't do anything. 234 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:15,608 I know, that's what I'm trying to tell you. 235 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:18,511 - We know. - See, this is exactly... Say what now? 236 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,416 We know this is nothing to do with you. 237 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,779 Yeah. Good. 238 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,179 How? 239 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,779 Because even you aren't stupid enough to break into your own 240 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:29,699 house and not steal anything. 241 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,219 Exactly. 242 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:32,659 Thank you. 243 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:33,860 You're welcome. 244 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,180 Bye, Josh. 245 00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:46,028 Looks like it was prised open. 246 00:13:46,053 --> 00:13:49,012 I thought you might send that nice young constable. 247 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:51,739 Kelby? Oh, he was dealing with a shoplifter. 248 00:13:53,071 --> 00:13:54,715 What a nice-looking boy. 249 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,859 If only I were 20 years younger. 250 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:02,939 Oh, and I always close this door at night, cos my, 251 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:08,940 my Minnie sleeps in here by the Aga, but it was wide open when I got up. 252 00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,764 - Minnie? - Cat. 253 00:14:11,089 --> 00:14:14,635 And you're absolutely certain nothing has been taken? 254 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,475 Yes, positive. 255 00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:20,860 Well, I know, it looks a bit muddled but I know where everything is. 256 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,619 Is this yours? 257 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,979 - No. - Are you sure? 258 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:35,339 Positive. 259 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,339 Well, I can't wear gold, you see. 260 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,219 I come out in a rash. 261 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,419 My mum did Arts and Crafts. 262 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:45,179 Used to make me bangles and the like, but never gold. 263 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,699 Visitors, perhaps? 264 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,899 Oh, I don't have visitors. 265 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,220 Well, only you. 266 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,940 And young Kelby. 267 00:14:53,616 --> 00:14:58,659 So, no, no, no, I have never seen that before in my life. 268 00:14:58,660 --> 00:14:59,940 Yes. 269 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,017 Well, I don't understand. 270 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,241 I mean, why would someone break in but not take anything? 271 00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:17,883 Why indeed? 272 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:39,859 Um, when will Social Services get here? 273 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,019 They're short-handed, Kelby. 274 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,739 They said they'll get here when they can. 275 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:45,859 OK. 276 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,700 Could I have a go with your hat? 277 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,340 Er, no, you can't. 278 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,900 Can I have a go with your handcuffs? 279 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:55,999 No. 280 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:58,223 You have to have special training. 281 00:15:58,636 --> 00:15:59,944 What else you got? 282 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:04,530 I've got a baton, CS spray... 283 00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:08,460 ..and access to a Taser, if I need it. 284 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,181 Can I Taser you? 285 00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,246 No. 286 00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:15,163 - Can you Taser me? - No. 287 00:16:16,783 --> 00:16:21,982 OK, but if you give me your real name and address, 288 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,259 I'll let you have a go on my bike. 289 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,380 No, thanks. 290 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,220 OK. 291 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:40,939 And did you or your wife see or hear anything? 292 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:43,739 No. And you say nothing has been taken? 293 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:46,779 Not as far as we can... see. 294 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,459 Have you lived here long? 295 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,219 Nine years in February. 296 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:55,099 We inherited the house from Mary's mum when she passed. 297 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:59,620 Sorry, do you mind me asking, why have you only got half a moustache? 298 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:05,499 It was my eldest son's stag last night. 299 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:09,659 Honestly, I have two boys and they are a nightmare. 300 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,339 Practical jokers. 301 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:15,030 I dozed off at one point and they thought it would be funny 302 00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:17,774 to shave it off, or at least half of it. 303 00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:19,710 Well, I wouldn't worry. 304 00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,142 It's rather fetching. 305 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,846 Do your boys still live with you? 306 00:17:22,871 --> 00:17:24,550 Oh, God, no! 307 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:28,299 Though they do come home often enough, 308 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,757 bring their washing and steal food, 309 00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:36,803 and put clingfilm over the toilet bowl. 310 00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:41,820 They have their parcels delivered here because we're always in. 311 00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:46,077 I've been tripping over a television in the hallway 312 00:17:46,102 --> 00:17:47,582 since I got back home. 313 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:52,819 It would have been their own fault if it got nicked. 314 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,060 Maybe I'll tell them it was. 315 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,888 Why would someone break into four different houses 316 00:18:14,913 --> 00:18:16,752 just to burn something and leave? 317 00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:18,497 I've absolutely no idea. 318 00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:22,767 Witchcraft? Some kind of pagan rites? 319 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,280 Isn't it the winter solstice? 320 00:18:24,305 --> 00:18:27,184 Well, whatever it was, it's clear that theft wasn't the motive. 321 00:18:27,254 --> 00:18:29,613 There's a brand-new TV in there, still boxed. 322 00:18:29,638 --> 00:18:32,238 All it needed was a label saying "steal me". 323 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:36,091 Let's find out what we can about the bracelet. 324 00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:40,470 If it was dropped by whoever broke in, it's the only real lead we have. 325 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,546 I'll get these ash samples to the lab, 326 00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:44,280 see if they can tell us anything. 327 00:18:45,975 --> 00:18:47,295 Sir. 328 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,619 So, Archie's definitely gone? 329 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,327 Well, he's still at the vineyard. 330 00:18:59,352 --> 00:19:01,072 We're just not partners any more. 331 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,019 Probably wise. 332 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,380 Always best to remove temptation. 333 00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:08,741 I wasn't tempted. 334 00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:10,022 Not even a little bit? 335 00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:11,286 Absolutely not. 336 00:19:11,311 --> 00:19:13,630 Well, you have more willpower than me. 337 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:16,202 I could have spread mayonnaise all over him 338 00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:19,335 - and eaten him in a sandwich. - That's very specific. 339 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,796 - Hiya. - All right? 340 00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:26,147 Being a widow doesn't permanently dull the senses, you know, darling? 341 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,624 I still have the occasional itch. 342 00:19:31,398 --> 00:19:35,397 I'm not sure I want to talk about your itches. 343 00:19:35,422 --> 00:19:37,221 Ah, Kelby. 344 00:19:37,246 --> 00:19:38,257 What can I get you? 345 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:42,155 Ooh, er, three coffees and a sausage sandwich, please. 346 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,979 Brown sauce? 347 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,647 Mayonnaise? 348 00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:47,951 Er, I didn't ask. 349 00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:49,415 Better leave it plain. 350 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,569 Not for you, then? 351 00:19:50,594 --> 00:19:53,153 It better not be for Humphrey, after I cooked him breakfast. 352 00:19:53,178 --> 00:19:56,397 No, it's, er, for this young boy we're looking after, er, 353 00:19:56,422 --> 00:19:58,595 until Social Services pick him up. 354 00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,069 Do you know who he is? 355 00:20:01,094 --> 00:20:04,693 He says he's Rishi Sunak, but we don't believe him. 356 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,592 Right. 357 00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:09,030 I'll get your coffee and sandwich. 358 00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:10,889 Thanks, Martha. 359 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:15,334 Actually, better make it two sausage sandwiches. 360 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,579 Ketchup on the second one, please. 361 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:27,260 Right. 362 00:20:28,657 --> 00:20:31,176 Well, it seems to me there are two questions we need to answer. 363 00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:32,701 Actually, three. 364 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,092 One - why on Earth would you break into a house 365 00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:37,316 with the sole purpose of burning something? 366 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,507 Two - why those houses in particular? 367 00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:42,115 Why not a neighbour or a house across the street? 368 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,259 And three - why is there a small child sitting next to Margo? 369 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,975 Kelby brought him in. 370 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,675 He got caught nicking a sausage roll at the baker's. 371 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,419 He's eaten the evidence. 372 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,059 Does he have a name? 373 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,139 DS Williams. 374 00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:57,115 Well, he gave me a false name to start with. 375 00:20:57,140 --> 00:21:01,099 It took me three sherbet dabs to find out his real name's Freddie. 376 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,259 - Hello, Freddie. - All right? 377 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,139 Won't your mum and dad be worried about you? 378 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,859 Ain't got a dad. 379 00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:10,179 - OK. Your mum, then? - Okey dokey. Thanks. 380 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:11,939 That was the lab. 381 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:14,859 The ash found in all four houses originated from the same 382 00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:19,259 material source - decent-quality writing paper, traces of ink - 383 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:21,779 which confirms all four break-ins are linked. 384 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,725 And they think the cloth fibres found at the scene 385 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,549 came from white cotton gloves. 386 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,099 What kind of burglar wears white cotton gloves? 387 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,700 I know who it is. 388 00:21:31,839 --> 00:21:34,118 - It's obvious, innit? - Um, is it? 389 00:21:34,143 --> 00:21:38,163 A man sneaking into people's houses at Christmas wearing white gloves. 390 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,459 It's Santa. 391 00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:44,608 - He's got a point. - That would make sense with the ash, too. 392 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:47,072 It got caught on his clothes when he came down the chimney. 393 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,856 So our only credible suspect is Father Christmas. 394 00:21:49,881 --> 00:21:51,960 Open-and-shut case. Can we all go home now? 395 00:21:51,985 --> 00:21:54,384 Not quite, Margo. And thank you, Freddie. 396 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:56,725 No, before we arrest Santa and ruin everyone's Christmas, 397 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,509 let's check all other avenues first. 398 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:01,893 Such as, what links, if any, can we find between the four victims? 399 00:22:01,994 --> 00:22:03,819 Anything back on the bracelet we found? 400 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:05,291 Not yet. 401 00:22:05,316 --> 00:22:08,299 - Shipton Abbott Police Station. - Coffees. 402 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:15,300 And I got Rishi a lemonade to go with his sandwich. 403 00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,884 His name's Freddie. 404 00:22:16,909 --> 00:22:19,028 I've got Josh Woods on the phone. 405 00:22:19,053 --> 00:22:21,772 He wants a crime number for his insurance. 406 00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,298 Nothing was stolen. 407 00:22:23,323 --> 00:22:26,806 He says he's just realised he might have lost his gold bracelet. 408 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,020 Erm... 409 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,259 I'm not sure. 410 00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,439 You're not sure? 411 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,979 I just had it on my wrist. I didn't spend all day looking at it. 412 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:43,048 If it is yours, 413 00:22:43,073 --> 00:22:45,813 can you explain what it might have been doing in Mrs Jones' cottage? 414 00:22:45,837 --> 00:22:47,096 Maybe she nicked it. 415 00:22:47,121 --> 00:22:50,640 Or, maybe it came off your wrist while you were breaking in. 416 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:52,339 I didn't break in anywhere. 417 00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:54,376 Can you account for your whereabouts last night? 418 00:22:54,401 --> 00:22:56,320 I told you, I had a party at the Langstone. 419 00:22:56,345 --> 00:22:58,264 - Birthday for Snoop Dogg. - Snoop Dogg? 420 00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,819 Not that one. Paul Harris. 421 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,056 Works at the wool shop. 422 00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:03,560 - I tell you why we call him Snoop Dogg. - Doesn't matter. 423 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:06,859 So you have people who can confirm you were there? 424 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:07,994 Yeah. 425 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,355 - Till what time? - Half one, two? 426 00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:11,979 And after that? 427 00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:13,820 It's all a bit of a blur, to be honest. 428 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,400 Thoughts? 429 00:23:22,425 --> 00:23:23,984 He got drunk, reverted to type, 430 00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:26,768 wandered around breaking into houses smoking his wacky baccy. 431 00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:29,432 Except the ash wasn't marijuana. It was writing paper. 432 00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:31,603 And why would he also break into his own house? 433 00:23:31,628 --> 00:23:33,708 All I know is, whenever Josh Woods is in the picture, 434 00:23:33,732 --> 00:23:35,244 he's usually guilty of something. 435 00:23:35,269 --> 00:23:38,679 That he may be, but is he really our housebreaker? 436 00:23:38,704 --> 00:23:39,979 I don't know. 437 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:43,900 His fiancee, Lucy, seems a little more straightforward. 438 00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:46,447 Let's talk to her again. 439 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,019 Ooh, the Christmas market. 440 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,419 Mind if we just stop off? 441 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,484 Er, no. 442 00:24:07,509 --> 00:24:10,892 ♪ Oh, Santa, don't you take too long 443 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:14,476 ♪ Sleigh bells playing a familiar song 444 00:24:15,244 --> 00:24:16,860 ♪ Oh, I can't wait for Christmas... ♪ 445 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,556 Let me wear your outfit now. 446 00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:21,141 Come on, please. 447 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,259 Hello. How's it all going? 448 00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:26,939 Shouldn't you be working? 449 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:29,219 We are. We had four break-ins last night 450 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,419 and we're just on our way to see a suspect's fiancee. 451 00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:35,267 Not to mention baby-sitting a mystery boy until Social Services get here. 452 00:24:35,292 --> 00:24:37,171 Oh, Kelby told me. 453 00:24:37,215 --> 00:24:38,814 Has a taste for sausages. 454 00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:40,438 It would seem so. 455 00:24:40,463 --> 00:24:42,902 Well, this all looks very Christmassy. 456 00:24:42,927 --> 00:24:44,366 That's the general idea. 457 00:24:44,857 --> 00:24:46,377 - Hello. - Hi. 458 00:24:48,735 --> 00:24:50,494 It's been quite a year. 459 00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:51,838 Yeah, it has. 460 00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,142 Glad to see the back of it? 461 00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:54,806 No. 462 00:24:55,247 --> 00:24:56,487 Not even the IVF? 463 00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:58,966 It didn't work. 464 00:24:58,991 --> 00:25:00,790 But we always knew it might not. 465 00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:02,254 And we broke up. 466 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,899 And we got back together. 467 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:07,539 And we moved here, and you bought a boat, and we've got a duck, 468 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,939 and it's Christmas. 469 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,103 So we're winning? 470 00:25:10,128 --> 00:25:11,767 I think we are. Don't you? 471 00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:13,486 I'm definitely winning. I've got you. 472 00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:15,220 How very true. 473 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,539 Put her down. She's supposed to be hanging tinsel. 474 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,279 Sorry. 475 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,431 Are you joining us tonight, Esther? 476 00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:24,155 Er, as long as I don't have to sing. 477 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,889 Singing is compulsory. 478 00:25:25,904 --> 00:25:27,379 - We should go. - Yeah. 479 00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,019 See you later. 480 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,060 Bye. 481 00:25:31,256 --> 00:25:33,475 Oh, my daughter's at the grotto. Do you mind? 482 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,578 No, of course not. 483 00:25:34,603 --> 00:25:37,383 If you don't let go, I'm going to tell Santa not to bring you any 484 00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:39,927 presents this year, and take back the ones you got last year. 485 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,699 How's it going? 486 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,539 They keep pulling on me bells. 487 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:46,499 You do know elves are supposed to be happy. 488 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,059 I will be when I get home. 489 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:52,019 Zoe, this is Inspector Goodman I've been telling you about. 490 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:54,019 Hi. Very pleased to meet you, Zoe. 491 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,179 She's not really an elf. It's a costume. 492 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,595 Excuse my mum, she thinks she's funny. 493 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,539 - So, er, do you need anything? - Yeah. 494 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,659 This lot to stop pulling me about. 495 00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:06,539 Well, if they hurt you, tell someone, 496 00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,060 because it's very important. 497 00:26:08,881 --> 00:26:10,000 What is? 498 00:26:10,025 --> 00:26:12,277 ELF and safety in the workplace. 499 00:26:12,302 --> 00:26:13,542 Wow. 500 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:21,219 He lost it in June. 501 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,376 What? 502 00:26:22,401 --> 00:26:24,197 On a jet ski in Minorca. 503 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:31,595 As soon as you mentioned insurance, he started making a list of all 504 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:35,759 the things that we've lost, or that have broken, in the past year. 505 00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:43,099 "Watch, microwave, smartphone, gold bracelet." 506 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,499 You, er, do know that such a claim would be fraudulent? 507 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:50,619 I told him that, but he said he'd get a crime number just in case. 508 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,619 I wouldn't have let him do it. 509 00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,829 I'm sorry, but you know what he's like. 510 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,499 Right, well, we'll, er, we'll send him home. 511 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,179 We can keep him if you like. 512 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,899 Chuck away the key? 513 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,459 Nah. 514 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,300 Oh, I love the bones of him. 515 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:09,340 Right. 516 00:27:13,683 --> 00:27:16,755 Anyone for hot chocolate? I need a taste test. 517 00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,660 Oh, go on, then. 518 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:22,059 There's a few cakes too. 519 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:24,699 Ooh, thanks, Martha. 520 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,539 - This our mystery boy, is it? - Er, yes. 521 00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:30,219 Social Services are supposed to be on their way, 522 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:32,580 but the social worker got held up. 523 00:27:34,411 --> 00:27:36,130 Well, I'm going back to the cafe. 524 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,400 Do you want me to take him for a while? 525 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,064 He must need feeding again. 526 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:41,537 You hungry? 527 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:44,340 Yeah. 528 00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:07,699 You look like a girl who needs cake. 529 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:09,095 Thanks. 530 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,665 Just catching my breath before we start. 531 00:28:12,887 --> 00:28:14,606 You looking forward to it? 532 00:28:14,716 --> 00:28:17,155 Not if this morning is anything to go by. 533 00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:19,509 I've already been pulled about by a load of ankle-biters 534 00:28:19,534 --> 00:28:20,837 demanding to see Santa. 535 00:28:20,862 --> 00:28:22,781 You'll be fine once you get going. 536 00:28:22,806 --> 00:28:26,206 All those smiling little faces excited to see Father Christmas. 537 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,001 Or not. 538 00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:30,380 I'm dreading it. 539 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,999 Then, why do it in the first place? 540 00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:36,823 Mum said I had to get a job or she wouldn't get me driving lessons. 541 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:38,447 That doesn't sound unreasonable. 542 00:28:38,472 --> 00:28:40,991 No, but why couldn't she get me something normal, 543 00:28:41,016 --> 00:28:42,535 or at least indoors? 544 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,384 Oh, so that's what you're kicking against. 545 00:28:44,409 --> 00:28:47,025 You don't like it because it's Mum's idea. 546 00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:50,040 You know, my daughter is exactly the same. 547 00:28:50,065 --> 00:28:52,673 Has been since she was old enough to have an opinion. 548 00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:55,698 If I suggested something, she'd disagree on principle. 549 00:28:57,197 --> 00:28:58,796 It's perfectly natural. 550 00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,140 She's so annoying. 551 00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,019 I don't doubt it. 552 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:05,470 But I suspect not quite as annoying as my daughter finds me. 553 00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:07,181 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 554 00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:08,246 Don't be. 555 00:29:09,439 --> 00:29:11,159 It's the way of the world. 556 00:29:12,735 --> 00:29:14,734 The thing to remember, though, 557 00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:17,638 is no matter how hard done by you're feeling, 558 00:29:17,663 --> 00:29:21,223 you should try to see it from other people's point of view. 559 00:29:22,856 --> 00:29:26,535 Right or wrong, your mum is only trying to teach you that 560 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,360 if you want something out of life you need to work for it. 561 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:33,020 That's not a bad lesson to learn, now, is it? 562 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,259 And then there's all those little ones who've been 563 00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:38,892 excited for weeks, knowing that today is the day they're 564 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:42,156 going to see Santa Claus, and they're going to tell him 565 00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:45,740 what they want to find under the tree on Christmas morning. 566 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:50,219 And the last thing they deserve is to be greeted by a grumpy elf. 567 00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:55,860 Shall I tell you a mums' secret? 568 00:29:57,367 --> 00:30:00,527 The more you complain about something, the more fun it is for us. 569 00:30:01,918 --> 00:30:04,717 So if you really want to get her back, 570 00:30:04,986 --> 00:30:07,139 tell her you're really enjoying it. 571 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,940 She'll be mortified. 572 00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:23,379 OK, I've tried everything. 573 00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:27,299 I can't find any link between the houses that were broken into, 574 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:31,659 apart from the fact that they're all houses and people live in them. 575 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:34,380 - Anything back on the bracelet? - No. 576 00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:36,774 What's this? 577 00:30:36,799 --> 00:30:39,238 They sent over all the paperwork for the station review. 578 00:30:39,263 --> 00:30:41,384 Anything not closed by the Christmas break, 579 00:30:41,409 --> 00:30:44,214 will be included in the Q1 figures. What does that mean? 580 00:30:44,239 --> 00:30:46,314 Well, it means that with these break-ins, 581 00:30:46,339 --> 00:30:48,658 our clear-up rate will begin at minus four. 582 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:50,549 We're screwed. 583 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:52,040 Great. 584 00:30:52,576 --> 00:30:54,283 Mm, where's the Munchkin? 585 00:30:54,308 --> 00:30:57,107 Oh, Martha took him to the cafe for something to eat. 586 00:30:57,132 --> 00:30:58,651 I think he's got hollow legs. 587 00:30:59,667 --> 00:31:01,546 Well, I'll check in, make sure she's OK 588 00:31:01,571 --> 00:31:03,410 and maybe get some coffees while I'm at it. 589 00:31:03,435 --> 00:31:05,197 I've a feeling we're going to need them. 590 00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:12,460 Hi. 591 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,580 Freddie. 592 00:31:16,030 --> 00:31:17,269 How's the food? 593 00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:18,734 Wicked. Wicked. 594 00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:24,299 Well, I'm starting to think we're doing you a disservice, 595 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,379 creating the illusion that running away from home 596 00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:30,659 is far more fun than it ought to be - 597 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:34,380 a world festooned with sweets and sausages in various forms. 598 00:31:35,805 --> 00:31:37,204 Take no notice. 599 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,828 He just likes using big words. 600 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:39,881 Yes. 601 00:31:39,886 --> 00:31:42,326 All the same, though, we need to get you home, OK? 602 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,880 So what happened? Had a fallout with your mum? 603 00:31:47,871 --> 00:31:50,075 - She's well annoying. - Yeah. 604 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,539 Well, mums can be annoying sometimes, 605 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:55,139 but it's usually because they care about you. 606 00:31:55,436 --> 00:31:57,118 Don't feel like it. 607 00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:01,150 So what did she do that was so bad? 608 00:32:01,175 --> 00:32:02,835 She took my phone off me. 609 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,419 Golly. 610 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,619 I didn't even have a phone when I was your age. 611 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:09,619 Well, if you did, you'd be annoyed if someone took it off you. 612 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:11,100 Dare say I would. 613 00:32:12,073 --> 00:32:13,835 Now I can't talk to my grandad. 614 00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:15,659 Are you close to your grandad? 615 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,954 We're best friends. 616 00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:20,779 I'm sure you love your grandad, 617 00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:23,179 and it's not fair that you can't talk to him, 618 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:26,419 but I'm still not sure that's a reason to run away from home. 619 00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,059 I'm not running away. 620 00:32:28,060 --> 00:32:29,739 I'm thinking. 621 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:32,100 Oh, you're thinking? 622 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:37,133 Well, you know that when the lady from Social Services gets here, 623 00:32:37,158 --> 00:32:38,819 you'll have to tell her where you live. 624 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,180 Why? 625 00:32:41,819 --> 00:32:45,906 Well, because if you don't, there's a good chance they'll take 626 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,315 you into care. 627 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,459 And you don't want that to happen, do you? 628 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:51,100 However annoying your mum is. 629 00:32:52,228 --> 00:32:53,940 Can't I just stay here? 630 00:32:56,734 --> 00:33:01,133 Well, as much as we'd enjoy that too, it's just not really possible. 631 00:33:01,711 --> 00:33:03,031 Why not? 632 00:33:04,055 --> 00:33:07,228 Well, as a policeman, I am... 633 00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:12,862 ..well placed to quote on elements of the law and I can report 634 00:33:12,887 --> 00:33:16,361 that kidnapping children is incontrovertibly frowned upon. 635 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:19,980 Big words again. 636 00:33:21,741 --> 00:33:25,901 You wouldn't be kidnapping me, not if I wanted to stay. 637 00:33:27,193 --> 00:33:31,384 Yeah, I'm sorry, it's not really up to you, or us. 638 00:33:32,397 --> 00:33:34,040 Well, it should be. 639 00:33:34,065 --> 00:33:36,619 DI Goodman? Thought I recognised the name. 640 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:38,739 - Ah, Mrs Owen. - Hannah Owen. 641 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,419 Social Services. 642 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,539 - Hello, Ryan. - Ryan? 643 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,659 You know him? 644 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,501 I work with his social worker. 645 00:33:45,526 --> 00:33:48,805 We've been helping the family deal with a few issues, haven't we, Ryan? 646 00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,149 Don't want to go home. 647 00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:51,619 I want to stay here. 648 00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:54,019 Well, your mum's very worried about you. 649 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:56,340 She won't let me talk to my grandad. 650 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:02,697 Well, we can all go and talk about that together, can't we? 651 00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:13,618 Shipton Abbott Police Station. 652 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:20,019 She's on the other line at the moment. 653 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,779 DI Goodman's just popped out. 654 00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:23,853 Can I take a message? 655 00:34:24,118 --> 00:34:25,878 OK. Thank you. 656 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,548 This is very strange. 657 00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:31,780 What is? 658 00:34:33,311 --> 00:34:36,650 I can't work out if it means anything or it doesn't. 659 00:34:38,502 --> 00:34:41,341 And I can't help you if you don't tell me what it is. 660 00:34:41,366 --> 00:34:46,642 Well, I hit a dead end trying to find a link between the houses, 661 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:47,986 like the Inspector said, 662 00:34:48,011 --> 00:34:53,072 so I did a cross-check against any previous crimes at those addresses. 663 00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:56,236 And...? 664 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,340 It's happened before. 665 00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:02,140 What has? 666 00:35:02,942 --> 00:35:04,781 Those exact four houses, 667 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:08,820 they were all burgled at the same time 50 years ago. 668 00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:20,220 He said he had a falling-out with his mum. 669 00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:22,205 One of many, I'm sorry to say. 670 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,379 He lost his dad a few years back. 671 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,459 Mum got a new boyfriend. 672 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:32,539 He reacted quite badly, became a bit disruptive at school. 673 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:35,978 They contacted us and we've been keeping an eye on things. 674 00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,259 He mentioned his grandad. 675 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,699 The one real constant in his life. 676 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,020 They're very close. 677 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:47,955 Look, his mum's trying really hard. 678 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:49,899 He'll be fine when I get him home. 679 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:51,425 Bless him. 680 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:54,250 I'll make sure he's OK before I leave. 681 00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:04,420 Do you think he'll be all right? 682 00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:08,620 Let's hope so. 683 00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:22,059 Oh, Sir, we found something. 684 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:26,419 All four houses were burgled before, all within three days of each other. 685 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:28,019 What? 686 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,219 Christmas week, 50 years ago. 687 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:33,059 1973. 688 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,979 Only that time, things were stolen. 689 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,779 Why did none of them mention this? 690 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:40,379 Well, the Owens and Josh Woods didn't live there then, 691 00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:41,628 and neither did the Beckers. 692 00:36:41,653 --> 00:36:44,065 - They inherited the house from her mother. - Kathleen? 693 00:36:44,090 --> 00:36:46,529 She grew up in that house but it's a long time ago. 694 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,020 Coins... 695 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,939 ..games console... 696 00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:57,479 ..TV. 697 00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:00,499 One of these is a gold bracelet. 698 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:01,859 Coincidence? 699 00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:04,579 It cannot be! I don't believe in them. 700 00:37:04,580 --> 00:37:07,580 Kelby, was anyone arrested for these burglaries? 701 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,925 Um... 702 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:15,499 One suspect arrested and questioned, released without charge. 703 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,499 Ernest Buchanan. 704 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:22,206 The detective in charge, DI Foster, cites a lack of evidence. 705 00:37:22,231 --> 00:37:23,350 Anything else? 706 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:26,379 Only that they were opportunistic thefts. 707 00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:29,619 Windows left open, back doors and the like. 708 00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:32,859 Oh, and he adds at the bottom that they weren't 709 00:37:32,860 --> 00:37:34,379 looking for anyone else. 710 00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:36,779 Sounds like they knew who it was but couldn't prove it. 711 00:37:37,582 --> 00:37:40,339 Oh, Frank Becker phoned while you were out. 712 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,539 Left a message. 713 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:44,179 He said he doesn't know what it means, but the TV 714 00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:47,699 in the lounge wasn't ordered by his sons or anyone else in the house. 715 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,761 It just appeared, after the break-in. 716 00:37:51,847 --> 00:37:54,246 Looks like it WAS Santa after all. 717 00:37:57,717 --> 00:37:59,437 Maybe that's exactly what it was. 718 00:38:03,220 --> 00:38:06,540 If the bracelet isn't a coincidence, then neither is the TV. 719 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,018 I wonder... 720 00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:15,099 Kelby, find out what you can about Ernest Buchanan. 721 00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,503 Is he still alive? Did he go on to commit other crimes? 722 00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:19,745 We need to check the other two crime scenes. 723 00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:25,900 Coffee. 724 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,019 Like what? 725 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,379 A jar of coins. 726 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:37,000 Has one just appeared anywhere? Or a game console. 727 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,377 No. 728 00:38:38,392 --> 00:38:40,671 You haven't found anything in the house that you thought 729 00:38:40,696 --> 00:38:42,935 didn't belong here or you didn't know where it came from? 730 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,993 No. 731 00:38:44,429 --> 00:38:45,948 Josh. 732 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,060 No. 733 00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:49,967 Oh, except for you know what? 734 00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:51,991 I told you. In your dreams. 735 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,720 Ta-da! I saw it on the side. 736 00:38:57,198 --> 00:38:59,073 It's nothing to do with me. 737 00:38:59,542 --> 00:39:00,582 Josh. 738 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,460 Thank you. 739 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,540 What? 740 00:39:09,659 --> 00:39:14,818 OK, what's the first ever Christmas present you remember? 741 00:39:14,843 --> 00:39:19,878 I think the first main present I remember was an Easy-Bake oven. 742 00:39:20,897 --> 00:39:22,536 You got an oven for Christmas? 743 00:39:22,607 --> 00:39:25,566 Not a real one, you gurt noodle. 744 00:39:25,591 --> 00:39:27,470 A little toy one. 745 00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:30,459 Green, it was, with little light bulbs inside. 746 00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:33,179 But could you actually cook in it, though? 747 00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:35,419 Well, I mean, you couldn't do a Sunday roast, 748 00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:36,940 but you could do cakes. 749 00:39:38,055 --> 00:39:41,014 That doesn't sound safe, letting kids cook. 750 00:39:41,039 --> 00:39:44,358 We didn't worry about things like that when I was young. 751 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,139 We rode bikes without helmets, 752 00:39:47,140 --> 00:39:50,059 we spent all day on the beach without sun screen. 753 00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:52,499 We didn't even have seat belts in the car. 754 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,619 What happened if you had an accident? 755 00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:56,179 It was Mum's job. 756 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:58,739 Put her arm across you. 757 00:39:58,740 --> 00:39:59,979 That is wild. 758 00:40:00,004 --> 00:40:02,699 How about you? 759 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:07,362 Ooh, first one I proper remember is getting 760 00:40:07,387 --> 00:40:11,666 all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle characters. 761 00:40:12,406 --> 00:40:15,995 You see, that's the difference in our generations. 762 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:19,619 We got presents to prepare us for the life ahead. 763 00:40:19,908 --> 00:40:21,628 You got turtles. 764 00:40:22,066 --> 00:40:24,745 Yeah, but they fought crime, though, didn't they? 765 00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,860 So that prepared me for being a policeman. 766 00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,379 You know, sometimes, Kelby, 767 00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:38,299 I don't think you're half as daft as you look. 768 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:39,700 Thanks. 769 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:46,059 How'd you know that? 770 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,779 Call it a lucky guess. 771 00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:49,419 Well, it weren't coins. 772 00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:51,213 I mean, I didn't think anything of it. 773 00:40:51,238 --> 00:40:53,910 Kai's a builder. He's always leaving cash lying around. 774 00:40:53,935 --> 00:40:55,986 I banked it... 775 00:40:56,011 --> 00:40:59,010 ..to cover the mortgage that's just gone up, again. 776 00:41:00,234 --> 00:41:01,799 Can I ask how much you found? 777 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:07,940 Kelby. 778 00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:11,419 Ernest Buchanan? 779 00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,620 Er... 780 00:41:13,486 --> 00:41:19,445 Born December 29th, 1953, widowed in 2019, one son, er, 781 00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:22,749 nothing further on record of him, not even a parking ticket. 782 00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:25,533 Oh, last known address, Upper Denbury. 783 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:27,100 It's about eight miles away. 784 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,179 Occupation? 785 00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:31,659 Jeweller. 786 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:32,994 White gloves. 787 00:41:33,019 --> 00:41:34,138 Indeed. 788 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,660 So... 789 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:37,554 So... 790 00:41:40,071 --> 00:41:42,338 1973. 791 00:41:43,215 --> 00:41:47,054 Let's say a 19-year-old Ernest Buchanan 792 00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:50,088 wasn't so much a burglar as an opportunistic thief. 793 00:41:50,982 --> 00:41:53,421 Breaking into what is now the Owen house, 794 00:41:53,446 --> 00:41:59,085 he stole a glass jar containing £55 in coins. 795 00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:09,768 Later the same week, I think he stole a gold bracelet 796 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,512 from Kathleen's cottage. 797 00:42:11,561 --> 00:42:14,720 As Kathleen has an allergy, I'm guessing it was her mother's. 798 00:42:27,841 --> 00:42:30,000 Followed by the game console from the house 799 00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:32,345 that now belongs to Josh Woods and fiancee Lucy. 800 00:42:43,447 --> 00:42:48,588 And finally, the TV from the home of Frank Becker's mother-in-law. 801 00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:55,979 OK. So what if, all these years later, 802 00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:58,346 Ernest Buchanan had some kind of crisis? 803 00:42:58,371 --> 00:42:59,970 For some reason yet to be established, 804 00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:01,834 he was overcome with guilt, 805 00:43:01,859 --> 00:43:05,875 with an undeniable desire to put right the wrongs of his past. 806 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:08,300 We know he never offended again. 807 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,779 I don't think the gold bracelet was dropped there by accident. 808 00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:16,283 I think it was put there on purpose. 809 00:43:27,316 --> 00:43:29,573 Then someone must have knocked it on the floor. 810 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:40,700 One down, three to go. 811 00:43:43,553 --> 00:43:45,192 The TV was simple enough. 812 00:43:45,217 --> 00:43:46,377 New for old. 813 00:43:48,558 --> 00:43:50,437 And Frank Becker thought the TV turning up 814 00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:53,421 was another prank by his two boisterous sons. Yes. 815 00:43:53,446 --> 00:43:55,606 Then, the game console. 816 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,139 Which was a little harder to replace like for like, 817 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,860 so instead he bought a tablet. 818 00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:10,219 Which Josh saw, 819 00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:13,659 but just assumed it was a Christmas present from Lucy yet to be wrapped. 820 00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:15,260 Exactly. 821 00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,140 Flipping 'eck, Kai. 822 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,752 And the jar of coins? 823 00:44:28,777 --> 00:44:31,010 As Hannah said, her husband Kai is a builder, 824 00:44:31,035 --> 00:44:33,354 who has a habit of leaving cash lying around. 825 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:36,313 She found £569, 826 00:44:36,338 --> 00:44:39,539 which I bet is exactly what 827 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:45,088 £55 in 1973 would be worth today. 828 00:44:45,113 --> 00:44:48,739 So Ernest Buchanan returned to the scene of his former crimes 829 00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:51,900 to replace the things he'd stolen. 830 00:44:54,216 --> 00:44:57,487 But why would he go to all this trouble after half a century? 831 00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,580 I'm dying. 832 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:03,815 I have cancer. 833 00:45:04,137 --> 00:45:05,816 They tell me it's stage four, 834 00:45:05,841 --> 00:45:08,081 which apparently means I'm riddled with it. 835 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:14,869 And it's strange how discovering you've only got a few months 836 00:45:14,894 --> 00:45:17,190 to live helps to reacquaint you with God. 837 00:45:18,707 --> 00:45:20,426 It's no time to be making enemies. 838 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:23,980 No. 839 00:45:27,277 --> 00:45:30,182 My father, er, was a very religious man. 840 00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:35,893 He found comfort in it, and, er, I thought I might. 841 00:45:35,918 --> 00:45:38,277 So I picked up a Bible, 842 00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:42,300 which is something I haven't done for a long time. 843 00:45:43,663 --> 00:45:46,755 I suppose I was looking for a way to make sense of what's happening. 844 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,499 Anyway, I found something. 845 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,736 Sort of leapt out at me while I was flicking through. 846 00:45:51,761 --> 00:45:57,237 It's a story about an old king called Hezekiah, and he was dying. 847 00:45:58,152 --> 00:46:02,690 And a prophet, called Isaiah, said to him... 848 00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:07,139 .."Put your house in order, because you are about to die." 849 00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:11,237 That seemed like sensible advice. 850 00:46:11,262 --> 00:46:13,341 Have a bit of a tidy up before... 851 00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:17,080 And it's funny, as I read it, I heard it in my dad's voice, 852 00:46:17,105 --> 00:46:19,144 like he was telling me what to do. 853 00:46:19,169 --> 00:46:21,248 And that's what you were doing? 854 00:46:21,273 --> 00:46:22,753 Putting your house in order? 855 00:46:23,902 --> 00:46:25,302 Yeah. 856 00:46:27,263 --> 00:46:31,383 I always felt guilty, taking those things from those people. 857 00:46:33,471 --> 00:46:35,310 So why not put it right, 858 00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:38,015 and make my peace with the universe before I leave it? 859 00:46:39,001 --> 00:46:42,441 And... have a bit of fun at the same time. 860 00:46:45,423 --> 00:46:47,166 And the ash? 861 00:46:47,398 --> 00:46:49,118 The ash you left at all the houses. 862 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:53,699 That's a thing my dad used to make us do when we were children. 863 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:57,500 Write our sins on a piece of paper and then burn it to show remorse. 864 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:04,307 If you were trying to show remorse, Ernest, you left it a long time. 865 00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:08,380 I know. 866 00:47:09,546 --> 00:47:11,905 Life keeps you busy though, doesn't it? 867 00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:14,890 Your priorities change and time just goes. 868 00:47:17,177 --> 00:47:19,768 One day you go to sleep a boy of 19, and you wake up 869 00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:24,674 a 70-year-old man, looking back at all the stupid things you did. 870 00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:29,718 Didn't you have family? 871 00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:36,349 No, I lost my wife, and my son. 872 00:47:36,733 --> 00:47:37,862 I'm sorry. 873 00:47:40,687 --> 00:47:44,244 My son's widow, she got herself a boyfriend eight months after 874 00:47:44,269 --> 00:47:50,269 my son died, and I thought it was too soon, and then we argued and... 875 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:56,140 ..I said things that I regret now. 876 00:47:59,005 --> 00:48:00,519 The boyfriend didn't last, of course, 877 00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:04,178 but the damage had been done. 878 00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:08,939 Your daughter-in-law, does she know that you're not well? 879 00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:10,499 No, no. 880 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,259 No, she doesn't know. 881 00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:13,780 Don't you think you should tell her? 882 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:20,100 Well, I thought about it, but why pass on my problems to them? 883 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:24,660 Maybe some things are better left as they are. 884 00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:30,338 So, what now? 885 00:48:32,093 --> 00:48:34,053 Do you need to take me in? 886 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,699 Even if he put things back, rather than taking anything, 887 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,499 it's still forced entry. 888 00:48:51,187 --> 00:48:52,276 Yes. 889 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,728 So do we pursue with CPS or not? 890 00:48:56,793 --> 00:48:58,992 Well, we'll go through the process because, 891 00:48:59,017 --> 00:49:02,244 because we have to, but it'll never go to court. 892 00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:05,419 I think we could push for a caution. 893 00:49:05,460 --> 00:49:06,885 You know, without a conviction, 894 00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:10,109 we've got four burglaries that won't qualify for the review. 895 00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:12,510 Well, sometimes there are more important things 896 00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:14,174 than a pie chart, I suppose. 897 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,100 Like a real pie. 898 00:49:17,071 --> 00:49:21,270 A pie of the ginger and cinnamon variety, cooked by the woman I love 899 00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:23,424 and about to be served with a hot mulled wine 900 00:49:23,449 --> 00:49:25,916 at the Christmas market, right about now. 901 00:49:27,527 --> 00:49:28,799 Sir. 902 00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:31,715 Can we stop somewhere on the way? 903 00:49:31,740 --> 00:49:37,740 ♪ Out in the field that I know well... ♪ 904 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:44,244 ♪ Oh, how I'm cold, will you let me in? ♪ 905 00:49:44,269 --> 00:49:46,756 Wash your hands, darling, your tea's nearly ready. 906 00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:51,435 ♪ Where would I begin? ♪ 907 00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:53,779 - Jane Buchanan? - Yeah. 908 00:49:53,804 --> 00:49:59,155 ♪ Time, it is passed now and I roam free 909 00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:05,180 ♪ Is it wrong to wish you still need me? ♪ 910 00:50:08,796 --> 00:50:14,115 ♪ Is it wrong to wish you still need me? ♪ 911 00:50:14,349 --> 00:50:16,308 Hi, Grandad. 912 00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:19,572 Mum found out I was calling you, so she took my phone off me. 913 00:50:19,690 --> 00:50:22,650 But now she's just given it me back. 914 00:50:25,912 --> 00:50:28,514 Hi, Ernie. How you doing? 915 00:50:29,050 --> 00:50:32,022 Oh, you know, love, rolling with the punches. 916 00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:36,099 Police came round. 917 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:37,717 They said you've not been well. 918 00:50:37,742 --> 00:50:39,195 I wish you'd said. 919 00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:41,739 No point both of us worrying, is there? 920 00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:43,820 It's been too long. 921 00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:48,299 Yes, it has. 922 00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:50,339 Want a chip, Grandad? 923 00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:52,060 Oh, ta. 924 00:50:53,793 --> 00:50:55,392 Can we finish the story now? 925 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,795 Yeah, 'course we can. 926 00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:01,779 You comfortable? 927 00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:03,059 Yep. 928 00:51:03,084 --> 00:51:04,364 All right... 929 00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:08,899 "'Mr Scrooge?'" 930 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:13,499 "'Yes', said Scrooge, 'that is my name, 931 00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:16,029 "'and I fear it may not be pleasant to you. 932 00:51:16,912 --> 00:51:19,443 "'Allow me to ask your pardon.'" 933 00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:32,857 God, sorry, excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 934 00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:35,540 Gosh, it's busy. 935 00:51:37,079 --> 00:51:38,998 Oh, thank you. 936 00:51:39,062 --> 00:51:41,022 Oh, can I? Please. 937 00:51:43,540 --> 00:51:45,499 Ooh, how was it? 938 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,092 Loved it. 939 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:52,178 What's she talking about? 940 00:51:57,089 --> 00:51:58,488 Oh, hiya. 941 00:51:58,513 --> 00:51:59,872 How's Ryan doing? 942 00:51:59,897 --> 00:52:00,982 Really good. 943 00:52:01,007 --> 00:52:03,355 He's got his phone back, he's talking to Grandad, 944 00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:05,819 and he and Mum have made their peace. 945 00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,419 Oh, that's brilliant news. 946 00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:09,115 You and Humphrey were so good with him. 947 00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:12,075 He talked about you all the way home. Ah, that's nice. 948 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:14,084 You don't have kids? 949 00:52:14,109 --> 00:52:16,115 No, it didn't really happen for us. 950 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:23,859 Well, if you ever feel you have the time and the energy 951 00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:28,615 to do for other kids what you did for Ryan today, here's my card. 952 00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:33,299 We're always looking for foster carers. 953 00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:35,436 Inspector. 954 00:52:35,461 --> 00:52:36,580 Ma'am. 955 00:52:36,705 --> 00:52:37,787 Are an inspector's wages 956 00:52:37,812 --> 00:52:39,811 so bad these days that you can't afford a coat? 957 00:52:39,836 --> 00:52:41,755 Oh, I can't really do coats. 958 00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:44,099 Too many pockets. 959 00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:47,975 Last time I wore one, I missed three trains trying to find my ticket. 960 00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:51,299 I spoke with Sergeant Williams. 961 00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:54,019 She talked me through the outcome of the break-ins investigations, 962 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:57,699 and your desire to pursue a caution with the man responsible, and why. 963 00:52:57,700 --> 00:52:59,179 Yes, Ma'am. 964 00:52:59,180 --> 00:53:01,859 Which will put you at a disadvantage with regards to your review. 965 00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:03,380 Unfortunately, yes, it will. 966 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:08,139 In the circumstances I think it prudent that we don't start 967 00:53:08,140 --> 00:53:10,539 to collect your figures until January. 968 00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:12,539 Circumstances, Ma'am? 969 00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:14,857 It's Christmas, Inspector. 970 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,979 So it is. 971 00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:18,179 See you in the New Year. 972 00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:23,980 Hi. Yeah. 973 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,592 Feeling all right? 974 00:53:31,617 --> 00:53:34,100 Everything is absolutely perfect. 975 00:53:42,196 --> 00:53:46,670 ♪ Silent night, holy night... ♪ 976 00:53:46,695 --> 00:53:48,454 I've been thinking. 977 00:53:48,479 --> 00:53:51,389 Today's been a bit like A Christmas Carol. 978 00:53:51,446 --> 00:53:55,125 You know, Scrooge and the spirits of Christmas past, present and future. 979 00:53:57,455 --> 00:53:59,774 We had a bit of a strange case today, 980 00:53:59,799 --> 00:54:02,438 which was all about righting the wrongs of a Christmas past. 981 00:54:04,247 --> 00:54:06,206 Then in the Christmas present, 982 00:54:06,231 --> 00:54:08,711 a young boy was reunited with his grandad. 983 00:54:09,951 --> 00:54:13,790 If we could only know what our Christmas future holds. 984 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:16,619 ♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪ 985 00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:18,318 Happy Christmas. 986 00:54:18,343 --> 00:54:20,620 Happy Christmas. 987 00:54:36,897 --> 00:54:39,979 ♪ When I was a little lad, or so my mother told me 988 00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:43,539 ♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul away for Rosie 989 00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:47,498 ♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul away for Johnny-o 990 00:54:48,568 --> 00:54:52,279 ♪ That if I didn't kiss the girls my lips would grow mouldy 991 00:54:52,304 --> 00:54:55,755 ♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul away for Rosie 992 00:54:55,780 --> 00:54:59,219 ♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul away for Johnny-o 993 00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:02,739 ♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul away for Rosie 994 00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:06,019 ♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul away for Johnny-o 995 00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:07,779 Oh, sorry. 996 00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:10,209 ♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul away for Rosie 997 00:55:10,234 --> 00:55:13,811 ♪ Away, haul away, we'll haul away for Johnny-o... ♪ 998 00:55:22,724 --> 00:55:26,324 Kelby! Kelby! 999 00:55:35,946 --> 00:55:39,825 Santa! Santa! 1000 00:55:39,904 --> 00:55:41,224 Santa! 1001 00:55:55,646 --> 00:55:57,005 Merry Christmas, Sir. 1002 00:55:57,030 --> 00:55:58,510 Merry Christmas, Sergeant.